Shpla-dao!

See!?

I am not the only one who thinks this joke is funny!

The more I live the more of my oddities I find cronies for.

Ignore

"Effective C++"
"More Effective C++"
"Even MORE Effective C++"
"Holy Shit That C++ is Effective"
"Too Effective, I've Destroyed Us All"

sic

Discussion Thread
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Response (Colin Jackson) - 08/10/2006 10:54 AM
Dear Elfonzo,

You recently made an inquiry regarding FedEx(r) Web Integrated Solutions....

Hm...thats the oddest misspelling of my name ever. Even if I was breaking up on the phone who the hell is named "Elfonzo"?

Me..thats who! From here on out me llamo Elfonzo

We had it all!

Anand! Come back to me! You meant the world to me! Why did you leave? Didn't we have a good time together? Was I not fulfilling enough?

...Anand is the google checkout developer support rep that was helping me out. Their support is amazing! Except for Anand leaving work for "home" this evening my experience with them has been incredible =-D.

I zoned out of the world long enough to forget to write my Spanish composition...so I am doing that now...=-(

Would ya....would you kill a man?

I just did a degree audit. What for so long looked endless and hopeless looks now almost trite and I can't help wallowing in a feeling of triumph. Ok, it's not so much wallowing as much as standing shirtless on top of someone's car banging my chest and roaring incomprehensibly. If you can't picture it ask this guy.

It's been literally years since I've had a light at the end of any of my tunnels. Some of you know, you others don't actually care. I might be limping across the finish line, but it is in that inspirational way that the doug e. doug et al did it in Cool Runnings.

There is still a heavy semester standing between me and my spoils like the minotaur at the threshold in the center of the leviathan. But here's the thing...there is nothing they can dish out that I can't take =-D. I am bullet-proof, invincible, amazing: the laws of physics don't even apply to me.

Graduation. It's the only thing I think about. Well, ok, not the only thing, but it's a good 40% ;-).

I just have to keep the distractions out of the head, in my head. I WILL BE STRONG!

I go like a lamb to the slaughter

Subtlety is Key

I woke up sick today. This morning when I was brushing my teeth I had, for the first time in years, the urge to vomit. Through a process that looked like a cross between shitting and meditating and orgasm I managed to keep all things down, but my stomach has been raising issue since.

Also, likely as a result of the stomach thing I had a horrendous night of sleep. I didn't even attempt to sleep until around 5 and then trashed in bed until 9 when I decided to get up and deal with life.

By 11 I had somehow forgotten all of this. Some minor part of myself has taken over. (not my penis...I would never refer to my penis as a minor part).