Tit for Tat

I would argue that asymetrical shaped breasts would increase productivity severalfold. I mean, you want to look them in the eye, but there's 10 million years of evolution burning within exhorting us to reach out and grab any pair of even nominally symetrical breasts. It's really a feat of will power that all we do is stare at them. If you bring in asymetry, suddenly we're not so impeded by nature's urgings. Suddenly we know what color our coworker's eyes are.