Whew...

4 posts in 1 day. That is a lot of blogging, to be sure. Allow me to offer you an analogy you'll likely find offensive: I blog like a man has sex. I start slowly then build up to a sudden climax where I shotgun my viscous posts all over the screen. Afterwards I enjoy a dormant period where blogging and any related activities are the furthest thing from my mind so stop god-damned bothering me. I have a sandwich, watch some tv, and move on with life. Then some image in some form of media stirs my desires within and I soon begin to blog once again.

Anyway, I'm off to smoke a cigarette. (sometimes I wish I smoked so I could have that particular experience)