Fuckity Fuck Fuck

I was hungry. I wanted cookies. A lot of warm, gooey, delicious cookies. In Austin, at 10:00pm the answer to that very question is calling Tiffany's Treats out by campus. So I did, I ordered a dozen, half chocolate chip, have snickerdoodle. If you've never had a snicker doodle from Tiff it is tantamount to losing your virginity in baked form, with cinamon on top. Think back to losing your virginity...wouldn't it have been better with cinamon? I think so.

But on the way to get the treats Dylan and I got jimmy johns for a billy club and I wound up drinking a guinness. So now I am full...I think you can see the irony I am dealing with here....