Anything else would be uncivilized.

Has anyone given this little idiom a second thought? It occurs to me that the its adopted interpretation and literal meaning are antithetical in comical ways. Someone who is unfamiliar with what I'll just call our culture would hear some one declare this and think he is proclaiming himself the very edge of what could possibly considered civilized. Proudly he stands the missing-link vanguard at the threshold of society and absolute social entropy. Literal examples include an outdoor latrine, public fornication (behind a bush), and, acordding to this commercial, White Zinfandel.

So, in true exclusionary form, if you shit and fuck wherever the mood strikes, you are /not/ qualified to partake of White Zin.