Turducken

I finally looked up turducken. It looks disgusting. I won't be making one.

The fact that you debone each of the constituent birds....

It's essentially several meats combined into a cake sort of....thing...

It's like a poultry hot-dog...

I dunno, I guess the bones are important...

Also, and this is a whole new thing, I don't think I like portmanteaus....

I think I'll just make ham instead. It has a big bone.