You Know What I Hate?

When people put "thanks" in their automatic email signature. Emails only occasionally end in gratitude. One day that person will send an email that ends:

"..sister so many times I got treated for dehydration and exhaustion. So fuck you; it is my fondest wish that when you die, hopefully painfully at the hands of an enemy, you will burn in hell for all eternity and that my rapture will consist of a front row seat to your agony. I cannot imagine a worse person existing in the whole of human history.

Thx!
-Alfonso Lopez"

So don't do that. It bugs me.