Forest Green

Remember when you were young and you found yourself in the midst of a youthful dalliance through a lush pine forest? Do you fondly recall the intoxicating aroma of your mother's mop after an afternoon of cleaning the kitchen? Have you, like myself, often regaled your village's youth with stories of changing them, perhaps playfully referring to the process as "poopy diapering"?

If you answered yes to these questions ask yourself , sir or ma'dam, what value you would place on combining these fond memories or the ability to share them with family and loved ones who live afar. If you're like me this question will break your heart and make contrite your spirit. You will fall to your knees and weep openly as you mourn the unfelt loss of all those around you who do not, cannot know the swell of emotion these memories unceasingly bring. You will consider ending your life and the lives of all those around you to bring and end to this sordid state of affairs.

But do not for there this way comes a warm glow of hope. [unnamed company] has developed a process to extract the essences of these wonderful things and compact them in candle form. "Forest Green", when lit, brings to the immediate area the aroma of an matronly washerwoman changing a child's diaper in a pine forest.

So do not walk, run to your nearest computer terminal (Likely the one you're reading this on) and purchase this candle before the burden of knowledge unshared crushes your soul.